tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14278629460586148482012-02-16T16:20:30.536-05:00Omega DungeonRandom Stuff for Old-School RPGsΩmegahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10218017822013052381noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1427862946058614848.post-1496472804763516652011-04-24T18:30:00.124-04:002011-05-28T15:21:13.690-04:00Random Harlot EncountersRandom Harlots - one of my favorite tables in the 1st Edition Dungeon Masters Guide. This randomizer includes the percentage chances of thievery or possession of valuable info from that book. I then mashed that table up with the similar "red light professions" table from OSRIC. Then I went further and split up the adjectives from the nouns to end up with this. I think it's a pretty good "Who Did I Meet In Montmartre, and What Did We Talk About?" table. Randomizer Below the Jump. Enjoy!
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<blockquote><div id='harlotOutput' style="display:none" onClick="GetTheHarlot();"></div></blockquote>
<script>
function GetRandomNum(x,y)
{
return Math.floor(Math.random()*((y-x)+1)) + x;
};
function GetHarlotAdjective1EDMG(theDice) {
if (typeof(theDice) == 'undefined') {
var d100 = GetRandomNum(1,100);
} else {
var d100 = theDice;
};
if (d100 >= 1 && d100 <= 10) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Slovenly';}
else if (d100 >= 11 && d100 <= 25) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Brazen';}
else if (d100 >= 26 && d100 <= 35) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Cheap';}
else if (d100 >= 36 && d100 <= 50) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Typical';}
else if (d100 >= 51 && d100 <= 65) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Saucy';}
else if (d100 >= 66 && d100 <= 75) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Wanton';}
else if (d100 >= 76 && d100 <= 85) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Expensive';}
else if (d100 >= 86 && d100 <= 90) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Amoral';}
else if (d100 >= 91 && d100 <= 92) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Aged';}
else if (d100 >= 93 && d100 <= 94) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Wealthy';}
else if (d100 >= 95 && d100 <= 98) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Sly';}
else if (d100 >= 99 && d100 <= 00) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Rich';};
theRoll = d100;
};
function GetHarlotNoun1EDMG(theDice) {
if (typeof(theDice) == 'undefined') {
var d100 = GetRandomNum(1,100);
} else {
var d100 = theDice;
};
if (d100 >= 1 && d100 <= 10) {theHarlotNoun = 'Trull';}
else if (d100 >= 11 && d100 <= 25) {theHarlotNoun = 'Strumpet';}
else if (d100 >= 26 && d100 <= 35) {theHarlotNoun = 'Trollop';}
else if (d100 >= 36 && d100 <= 50) {theHarlotNoun = 'Streetwalker';}
else if (d100 >= 51 && d100 <= 65) {theHarlotNoun = 'Tart';}
else if (d100 >= 66 && d100 <= 75) {theHarlotNoun = 'Wench';}
else if (d100 >= 76 && d100 <= 85) {theHarlotNoun = 'Doxy';}
else if (d100 >= 86 && d100 <= 90) {theHarlotNoun = 'Courtesan';}
else if (d100 >= 91 && d100 <= 92) {theHarlotNoun = 'Madam';}
else if (d100 >= 93 && d100 <= 94) {theHarlotNoun = 'Procuress';}
else if (d100 >= 95 && d100 <= 98) {theHarlotNoun = 'Pimp'; thePronoun = 'He';}
else if (d100 >= 99 && d100 <= 00) {theHarlotNoun = 'Panderer';};
};
function GetHarlotAdjectiveOSRIC(theDice) {
if (typeof(theDice) == 'undefined') {
var d100 = GetRandomNum(1,100);
} else {
var d100 = theDice;
};
if (d100 >= 1 && d100 <= 2) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Cheap';}
else if (d100 >= 3 && d100 <= 10) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Slovenly';}
else if (d100 >= 11 && d100 <= 18) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Brazen';}
else if (d100 >= 19 && d100 <= 20) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Typical';}
else if (d100 >= 21 && d100 <= 22) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Saucy';}
else if (d100 >= 23 && d100 <= 25) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Expensive';}
else if (d100 >= 26 && d100 <= 27) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Haughty';}
else if (d100 >= 28 && d100 <= 29) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Sly';}
else if (d100 >= 30 && d100 <= 38) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Rich';}
else if (d100 >= 39 && d100 <= 45) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Wanton';}
else if (d100 >= 46 && d100 <= 48) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Wealthy';}
else if (d100 >= 49 && d100 <= 63) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Sleazy';}
else if (d100 >= 64 && d100 <= 65) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Shifty';}
else if (d100 >= 66 && d100 <= 73) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Seductive';}
else if (d100 >= 74 && d100 <= 80) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Finely-attired';}
else if (d100 >= 81 && d100 <= 82) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Penniless';}
else if (d100 >= 83 && d100 <= 90) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Amoral';}
else if (d100 >= 91 && d100 <= 95) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Foppish';}
else if (d100 >= 96 && d100 <= 97) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Elegant';}
else if (d100 >= 98 && d100 <= 00) {theHarlotAdjective = 'Sleepy-eyed';}
theRoll = d100;
};
function GetHarlotNounOSRIC(theDice) {
if (typeof(theDice) == 'undefined') {
var d100 = GetRandomNum(1,100);
} else {
var d100 = theDice;
};
if (d100 >= 1 && d100 <= 2) {theHarlotNoun = 'Harlot';}
else if (d100 >= 3 && d100 <= 10) {theHarlotNoun = 'Whore';}
else if (d100 >= 11 && d100 <= 18) {theHarlotNoun = 'Streetwalker';}
else if (d100 >= 19 && d100 <= 20) {theHarlotNoun = 'Tart';}
else if (d100 >= 21 && d100 <= 22) {theHarlotNoun = 'Wench';}
else if (d100 >= 23 && d100 <= 25) {theHarlotNoun = 'Callgirl';}
else if (d100 >= 26 && d100 <= 27) {theHarlotNoun = 'Mistress';}
else if (d100 >= 28 && d100 <= 29) {theHarlotNoun = 'Panderer'; thePronoun = 'He';}
else if (d100 >= 30 && d100 <= 38) {theHarlotNoun = 'Pimp'; thePronoun = 'He';}
else if (d100 >= 39 && d100 <= 45) {theHarlotNoun = 'Lady-of-the-night';}
else if (d100 >= 46 && d100 <= 48) {theHarlotNoun = 'Gigolo'; thePronoun = 'He';}
else if (d100 >= 49 && d100 <= 63) {theHarlotNoun = 'Tout';}
else if (d100 >= 64 && d100 <= 65) {theHarlotNoun = 'Procurer';}
else if (d100 >= 66 && d100 <= 73) {theHarlotNoun = 'Dancer';}
else if (d100 >= 74 && d100 <= 80) {theHarlotNoun = 'Concubine';}
else if (d100 >= 81 && d100 <= 82) {theHarlotNoun = 'Hag';}
else if (d100 >= 83 && d100 <= 90) {theHarlotNoun = 'Hustler'; thePronoun = 'He';}
else if (d100 >= 91 && d100 <= 95) {theHarlotNoun = 'Bawd';}
else if (d100 >= 96 && d100 <= 97) {theHarlotNoun = 'Doxy';}
else if (d100 >= 98 && d100 <= 00) {theHarlotNoun = 'Trollop';}
};
function GetTheHarlot(theBook)
{
thePronoun = 'She';
if (typeof(theBook) == 'undefined') {
var whichAdjective = GetRandomNum(1,2);
if (whichAdjective == 1) {
GetHarlotAdjective1EDMG();
} else {
GetHarlotAdjectiveOSRIC();
};
var whichNoun = GetRandomNum(1,2);
if (whichNoun == 1) {
GetHarlotNoun1EDMG();
} else {
GetHarlotNounOSRIC();
};
} else if (theBook == '1EDMG') {
GetHarlotAdjective1EDMG();
GetHarlotNoun1EDMG(theRoll);
} else if (theBook == 'OSRIC') {
GetHarlotAdjectiveOSRIC();
GetHarlotNounOSRIC(theRoll);
};
var theHarlot = theHarlotAdjective + ' ' + theHarlotNoun;
var valuableInfo = GetRandomNum(1,100);
if (valuableInfo >= 1 && valuableInfo <= 30) {
var theyKnow = thePronoun + ' knows information that is valuable to you. '
} else {
var theyKnow = thePronoun + ' doesn\'t know anything useful. ';
};
var isLiar = GetRandomNum(1,100);
if (isLiar >= 1 && isLiar <= 15) {
var theyLie = thePronoun + ' is likely to make something up in exchange for a reward if questioned. '
} else {
var theyLie = thePronoun + ' refuses to cooperate with questioning unrelated to business. ';
};
var isThief = GetRandomNum(1,100);
var isAccomplice = GetRandomNum(1,2);
if (isThief >= 1 && isThief <= 20 && isAccomplice == 1) {
var theyThief = thePronoun + ' is a thief as well. '
} else if (isThief >= 1 && isThief <= 30 && isAccomplice == 2) {
var theyThief = thePronoun + ' is an accomplice to a thief lurking nearby. ';
} else {
var theyThief = thePronoun + ' is simply looking for customers. ';
};
document.getElementById('harlotOutput').innerHTML = document.getElementById('harlotOutput').innerHTML + 'You encounter a ' + theHarlot + ', ' + theyKnow + theyLie + theyThief + '<br /><br />';
document.getElementById('harlotOutput').style.display = 'block';
};
GetTheHarlot();
</script>
If you want to use the actual chart from just one book or the other without mashing them up, you can use the links below.<br />
<a href="javascript:null;" onClick="GetTheHarlot('1EDMG');">1EDMG Only</a> , <a href="javascript:null;" onClick="GetTheHarlot('OSRIC');">OSRIC Only</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1427862946058614848-149647280476351665?l=www.omegadungeon.com' alt='' /></div>Ωmegahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10218017822013052381noreply@blogger.com0